Earley Horse
An Earley Horse is when Earl Pickles’ body decides to throw a tantrum. It’s like your muscles are being tortured by a stretchy monster and you’re stuck in the middle.
I got an Earley Horse and my leg is now a screaming toddler.
I didn’t stretch and my leg felt like it was being stretched by a demon.
My Earley Horse is so strong, it kicked me out of my chair.