Earlashes
The tiny hairs that grow in men's ears like they're trying to take over the world, one ear at a time.
'My dad's earlashes are like little soldiers. They're always on watch.'
'I swear my uncle's earlashes have a life of their own. They move when he's not looking.'
'My grandpa's earlashes are so long, they're almost like a mustache. But it's not cool. It's gross.'