earl wolff
the fake name Chip Kelly used for his tiny, sad, barely there member in the 70s when he was trying to be a porn star and totally flopped
'Earl Wolff? That thing looked like it was shriveled up and lived in a sock.', @pornfailblog
My dad says Earl Wolff was the reason Chip Kelly got a divorce.
If I had to be Earl Wolff, I'd rather be a ghost.