Earl the Chew Gnome
Earl the Chew Gnome is the greedy little goblin who robs tins of their best chews. He’s got a thing for citrus and takes the biggest bombs. Pussies who use pouches are safe from his farty greed.
I opened my tin and it was just crumbs. Earl the Chew Gnome must’ve stolen the best ones again.
That farty little goblin Earl took the best chew again. I got stuck with crumbs.
My tin was empty. Earl the Chew Gnome probably took the biggest bomb for himself.