Earl Pearl showed up to the church with a mullet and a Nascar shirt. He yelled, 'I’m gonna race the devil!' and sat down in the front row.

At the carnival, Earl Pearl tried to beat my brother in a race. He said, 'I’ve got a mullet and a Nascar shirt. That’s more than you’ve got!'

Earl Pearl texted me: 'I got a mullet so big, it could be a Nascar. You should see it!'