Earl Paul
Earl Paul is the real name of Oral Paul. Monster Ned heard him wrong and called him Oral Paul ever since. It’s been a pain in the ass for everyone.
"You’re Oral Paul? I thought you were a fat kid who eats cereal for dinner!", Monster Ned
"I’m not Oral Paul. I’m Earl Paul. You’re the one who’s dumb.", Earl Paul
"I’m not going to fix your stupid mistake. I’m just going to laugh at it.", Oral Paul