Earl Paul
Earl Paul is Oral Paul’s real name. Monster Ned messed it up and now everyone calls him Oral Paul. It’s the worst thing that ever happened to Earl.
"I’m Earl Paul. You’re the one who messed it up. You’re the worst.", Earl Paul
"I didn’t mess it up. You just had a bad day.", Monster Ned
"I’m not Oral Paul. I’m Earl Paul. You’re the one who’s stupid.", Oral Paul