Earl From Dhar Mann - Earl From Dhar Mann can make you feel like you’ve been livin

Earl From Dhar Mann can make you feel like you’ve been living in a dumpster for years. He’s the reason your life is a never-ending embarrassment.

I wore a shirt. Earl said it was 'the worst thing I’ve ever seen.'

I tried to be successful. Earl said I was a 'failure with a side of failure.'

I said hello. Earl said I was a 'disgrace to the human race.'