earl be earling
When you're so bald you don't need hair to sass someone, you just need a little bit of swearing.
You talk back? I'm bald and I'm talking back. You're just a hairless coward.
You think you're cool? I'm cool, I'm bald, and I swear better than you.
I don't need hair to sass you. I just need a little bit of swearing and a bald head.