Earjaculate
When your ear goes full meltdown and spits out a whole bunch of gross wax while you're talking to your coworker. Like your ear is a greasy kitchen and it's throwing a tantrum.
My ear spewed wax during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was crying.
I earjaculated my mom while she was telling me about her day. It was the worst.
I was explaining my life and my ear exploded with wax. It was the most awkward moment ever.