Earipheral
When you're too lazy to listen, but your brain still catches every insult like it's your job
'I didn't hear you call me fat,' I said. 'You called me fat three times.'
He was talking to his brother about his bad day, and I heard every single thing like he was talking to me.
She was on a Zoom call with her boss, and I heard her say 'I quit' before she even hung up.