eariana
The kind of girl who walks in and makes the whole room feel like it's been kicked by a donkey. All the guys are like, 'Oh my god, she’s real.' But she’s too cool to notice. She also loves doing crazy stuff, like running from cops just for fun. She’s like a juicy burger with extra cheese and a middle finger.
She texted me: 'I just ran from the cops. You want to join me?' I said yes. Now I’m in trouble.
She tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. It didn’t work. She cried.
She told her crush she was gonna kiss him in front of the whole class. She did. He fainted.