earhumper
someone who yells at you with pointless stories and facts you don’t want to hear. they’re like a smart person with no friends and a loud mouth.
my cousin told me about his trip to the grocery store for 30 minutes. i’m still mad.
my dad explained the history of the pencil in the middle of dinner. it was brutal.
my friend sent me a 5-minute message about his plant. i cried.