Earhoe
A woman who thinks she’s the main character of everyone’s life. She talks over people and thinks her phone conversation is more important than your existence.
'I’m telling you, my ex’s new girlfriend is a total waste of time!', said to the entire subway car.
'He asked me out, and I said no, and now he’s crying in the parking lot!', yelled in a coffee shop.
'I just got a text from my friend, and she said I look like a hot mess!', shouted at the gym.