earglesmackingjinglejiver
When you try really hard to hold back your cussing in church and it sounds like your face is being ripped off by a screaming goat.
I tried to stay quiet during the sermon, but my earglesmackingjinglejiver sounded like my uncle got hit by a car.
My grandma looked at me like I had committed a sin when I let out a loud earglesmackingjinglejiver during the hymn.
Trying not to cuss during my cousin's wedding speech turned into a full-blown earglesmackingjinglejiver meltdown.