Earfug
You stand up and your earphones are still connected to your device like it's got a life and you don't. Earfuggggggg!
I stood up and my earphones were still in my laptop. Earfuggggggg!
I got up and my earphones were still in my phone. Earfuggggggg!
I went to the bathroom and my earphones were still attached. Earfuggggggg!