eareo's - A loud kitchen gadget that whistles like it's being tortured

A loud kitchen gadget that whistles like it's being tortured and it's also a breakfast food.

My mom's Eareo's whistle woke me up at 6 AM and I still hate her.

I used Eareo's to make tea and it screamed at me like I owed it money.

My friend's Eareo's exploded and now his kitchen looks like a war zone.