eardigger
Someone who digs into their ear so hard they might as well be excavating a dead raccoon. They pull out a giant crusty booger, look at it like it’s a monster, and then eat it like it’s a snack.
I found a booger that looked like it had been in my ear since the 90s.
I ate my booger and now my mouth smells like a sewer.
My ear booger was so big it could’ve been a hat.