earby
Earby is a town where the only good thing is the fire trucks because they take the slags and bag heads out of town and drop them in the middle of nowhere
My cousin moved to Earby and now he's friends with a guy named Carl who thinks he's a fireman
The local shop only sells crack and smack and the dogs are all half dog and half dog
I tried to move there and now I live in a fire truck because I ran away