Earbud Ache - When you jam those tiny lousy buds from Apple into your ears

When you jam those tiny lousy buds from Apple into your ears and they rip your ears like a fat kid eating a whole pizza.

My ears feel like they're gonna pop. This is the worst. #EarbudAche

I tried to listen to my podcast and now I can't hear anything. My ears are screaming. #AppleBudsAreRats

My ear is bleeding. I think I broke it. #EarbudAche #AppleIsABadCompany