She cried when I got a B on my math test. I asked why. She said, 'Because you're my favorite.' I said, 'You're my mom.' She said, 'Exactly.'

She brought me flowers every day for a week. I asked why. She said, 'Because I love you.' I said, 'You could have just said hi.' She said, 'I wanted to be extra.'

I got into a fight with my friend. She called my friend and said, 'We need to make peace.' I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because I'm nice.'