Ear Whore (EW)
Someone who fakes work so they can listen to every conversation like they’re the president of the gossip club and your keystrokes are classified documents.
You’re not working, you’re eavesdropping like a damn detective!
I typed 'password123' and you knew it before I hit enter. What’s next, mind reading?
You don’t code, you crouch like a ninja to hear everything.