Ear Whore (EW)
A guy who acts like he's working but is really eavesdropping on everyone's chats and even sneaks a peek at your keyboard like it's a treasure map.
Hey EW, I know you heard my password. Stop spying on me!
You're not coding, you're listening to my entire life. Just stop it.
I swear you know what I'm typing before I do. You're like a psychic ear whore.