ear wax - when you stick your finger in someone's ear and pull out a g

when you stick your finger in someone's ear and pull out a gooey glob and then you shove it in their pants and watch them squirm

I stuck my finger in my sister's ear and she screamed like a banshee

I pulled out a big glob of ear wax and shoved it in my friend's pants

My brother stuck his finger in my ear and I had to go to the bathroom to clean my pants