ear wax method - You take a glob of ear wax and shove it in someone's snatch

You take a glob of ear wax and shove it in someone's snatch just to see if they're dirty. If they yelp, you know they're not clean.

I used my ear wax on my mom and she yelled, 'I'm gonna kill you!'

He used my wax on his girlfriend and she told him to leave.

I tried the method on my dog and she barked at me.