ear vagina
The second best move in the Hardcore Sex List. The guy stretches his floppy until it’s longer than a hot dog. Then he sticks it in the lady's ear or butt and pulls it out the other side like a floss machine.
My uncle tried to do the ear vagina move and pulled his ear out of his head.
My cousin’s girlfriend had to use a broom to clean up after the ear vagina move.
My friend's mom said it was the best sex she ever had, even though it looked like a meatloaf was being pulled through her ear.