Ear STD
When your ear feels like it's been touched by the devil after using a shared earbud that was also used by someone who probably sneezed into it.
I used my friend’s earbud, and now my ear is haunted. I can hear the devil whispering in my ear.
That earbud was a portal to hell. My ear is now a prison for the devil.
I put the earbud in, and it felt like my ear was being stabbed by a thousand germs.