Ear Spear - A sharp, pointy rod you jam into your ear to make it wider.

A sharp, pointy rod you jam into your ear to make it wider. It's like your ear is in a fight and it's losing.

I used an ear spear. My ear is swollen and angry. It’s gonna get revenge.

My friend tried to stretch with a spear. Now her ear is bigger than her head.

I stuck an ear spear in my ear. It’s like my ear is screaming for help.