Ear Peddler
An ear peddler is when you go for a mouthful of somebodies face like it's the last piece of pizza.
My sister said I was an ear peddler because I was chewing on my brother's face like it was gum.
He said I was an ear peddler because I bit his nose and wouldn't let go.
My mom called me an ear peddler because I licked her face like it was a dog dish.