Ear Infucktion
When you poke your ear so hard it feels like someone stuck a lit match in it. You're being a total prat and you don't care.
'I poked my ear so hard it felt like a lit match was in there.'
'You have an ear infucktion and you're being a prat.'
'I poked my ear so hard I think it's on fire. Ear infucktion for life.'