Ear gouging
When someone sits right next to you, acts like they’re reading a book, but their ears are so close to your mouth, it’s like they’re trying to suck the words out of your brain, then they go and tell the whole world your business like it was their own idea.
I was telling my friend about my terrible hair day, and the girl next to me just leaned over and said, 'You look like a raccoon took a nap in a blender.' I had no idea she heard me.
I whispered my plans to sneak out to my buddy, and by the time the bell rang, the whole hallway knew about it and my mom was waiting at the door.
I told my friend my teacher was giving me extra homework, and the next day, the whole class was laughing at me because they heard it from the kid behind me.