Ear Fag - A stupid gadget that lets you talk to your phone like it's a

A stupid gadget that lets you talk to your phone like it's a celebrity and you're at a concert.

I'm talking to my phone like it's Taylor Swift and I just got a free concert ticket.

I'm whispering secrets to my phone like it's my best friend and it won't tell anyone.

I'm screaming at my phone like it did something wrong.