Ear Expander
A fancy name for the junk you stick in your ear to make it look like a cow’s ear. It’s not a gauge, it’s the actual thing you use to stretch your hole into a donut.
My ear expander is so big my ear looks like a pancake. #eartime #eartrouble
My ear expander is called a ‘spiral’ but I call it a snake. #earlife #earfun
My friend’s ear expander looks like a tunnel. Mine looks like a prison. #earexpander #earnightmare