ear cum
When someone cums on an object and then puts it to your ear and yells 'cum ear' like it's a command from the heavens.
He cummed on a spoon and put it to my ear and said 'cum ear!'
My friend cummed on a cup and made me listen to it like it was a sermon.
He cummed on a book and told me to 'cum ear' or else I'd be in trouble.