Ear Condom
If you hate Judas, you wear an ear condom, and that’s not just a metaphor, it’s a promise. You’re blocking out everything he says, and you don’t care if it hurts your ears.
My friend said Judas was the worst, so I pulled out my ear condom and said, ‘I believe you.’
My brother started singing Judas in the car, and I put on my ear condom and turned the music up.
At school, my teacher played Judas, and I pulled out my ear condom and told her to stop.