Ear-cleaners
Those loud-ass headphones that jam your ears so hard, it feels like someone is drilling into your brain. If you don't clean your ears, you'll be stuck with earwax and bad vibes.
My ears are sore from those stupid ear-cleaners. I can't hear my mom yelling at me.
I wore those ear-cleaners for 10 hours. My ears are now a permanent fixture.
I tried to take them off, but my ears were stuck. I looked like a weirdo.