ear-buttons
The flappy, bony farts on the front of your ears that look like they’re trying to escape your head. They’re basically the body’s way of saying, ‘I’m here to block out your stupidity.’
My ear-button is flapping like it’s got a second job. I swear it’s trying to leave me.
That kid’s ear-button is so big, it looks like it’s about to take over the whole face.
My ear-button is flapping so hard, it’s making me look like a confused pigeon.