Ear Bangs
When someone is kissing your ear so hard, you feel like your ear is about to be used for something else.
He was kissing my ear so hard, I felt like my ear was going to be used as a sandwich.
She was ear banging me while I was getting it on, and I was like, 'Are you serious?'
He ear banged me so much, my ear felt like it had a second job.