Ear AIDS
A loud, annoying disease that happens when you listen to music like it's your job. It makes your ears cry and your brain explode. Kids catch it from old songs. Adults catch it from new songs that make their ears scream.
Text from dad: 'Why are you shouting at the radio?'
Message from friend: 'You have ear AIDS from Taylor Swift.'
Tweet: 'I have ear AIDS from my sister's playlist. It's worse than my mom's voice.'