EAPM
The amount of stupid actions you do every minute. It's like APM but your brain is just a bunch of nonsense.
"I did 15 EAPM. My brain is nonsense.", @StarcraftNoob
"My EAPM is 10. My brain is 5. I'm half-dead.", @Warcraft3Addict
"I did 3 EAPM. I'm still confused.", @GameLover