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A person who can't stand normal words and keeps making up new ones just to be weird and then gets mad when people don't get it.
Message: "You're not a real person if you don't say 'gloop' with me."
Tweet: "I made 'snorgle' and now I'm the best person ever."
Status: "Normal words are for normal people. I use 'blorp' and that's why I'm cool."