Eanglish - You say Eanglish like it's the only way to speak and everyon

You say Eanglish like it's the only way to speak and everyone else is a fool

You’re the only one who speaks Eanglish. Everyone else is a fool.

Eanglish is the only real way to speak. In-g-lish is for fools.

You say Eanglish. I say In-g-lish. You’re the fool.