Eanest
An Eanest is a guy who’s so in love with his girl, he doesn’t even notice other girls. He’s the kind of guy who’ll stay with you even when you forget his birthday, because he’s too busy being awesome.
"She’s the only girl I’ve ever seen. The rest of you are just background noise."
"He stayed with me even when I forgot his birthday. I felt bad, but he just said, 'It’s okay.'"
"He’s the only guy who ever brought me soup when I had a cold. Everyone else just brought me pizza."