EANAB's
EANABs are the drink versions of fake friends. They’re there to make you feel included, but you know they’re just pretending.
I had to bring an EANAB to the party or my friends would’ve mocked me.
My EANAB was so bad it made me want to drink the beer out of my friend’s hand.
I told my mom I was bringing an EANAB, and she said, 'That’s not a drink, that’s a disgrace.'