ealyssa
Ealyssa is a goddamn legend. She’s got the heart of a lion and the mouth of a sailor. She’ll be your best friend until you do something so bad it makes her throw you out of her life.
Ealyssa: 'You’re a piece of trash. I’m done with you.'
Ealyssa: 'I’ll laugh so hard I’ll cry. You’ll just be the dumb one.'
Ealyssa: 'You think you’re funny? I’m the funniest person you know. You’re the dumbest.'