Ealing
The place where every schoolchild in Ealing goes once a month to pay respect to the founding chavs and have a shag in a bush. Watch out for roadmen, they’re always hanging around the park.
Every month I go to the park to pay respects to the founding chavs. I also have a shag in a bush.
I go to the park every month. I don’t know why, but I do it.
Roadmen are always hanging around the park. I don’t like them.