ealin
A human who is so nice they might as well be a saint, but they also pass gas like a dragon on fire.
My ealin neighbor said 'hi' 10 times today and farted once. I’m impressed.
This ealin sent me a message saying 'I love you' and then a fart emoji.
At the mall, my ealin friend cried because the air freshener wasn't strong enough.