Ealga

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An ancient way to measure how much you’d pay for something, like if you were a beggar and got kicked out of a temple.

My grandma said she paid 10 ealga for a loaf of bread and got kicked out of the temple for it.

The priest said, 'You can't afford the ealga, so you're out.'

I tried to buy a sandwich with ealga and got laughed at.

A fancy word for seaweed that only Spanish people use, probably because they're too lazy to say 'seaweed' properly.

My Spanish cousin said the seaweed was called ealga, and I said, 'That’s just seaweed.'

The Spanish chef used ealga in his soup and I threw it out.

My friend tried to impress me with ealga and I called him a seaweed lover.

An Irish name that sounds like it was picked out by someone who hates you and wants you to be cursed by a leprechaun.

My cousin’s name is Ealga and he got cursed by a leprechaun for being annoying.

The leprechaun said, 'You’re named Ealga, so you’re doomed.'

I told my friend to name his kid Ealga, and now he’s cursed.