Eaisson
A gang of gay guys in 1950s France who wore way too much hair gel and played the guitar like they were trying to kill it.
'Eaisson! Let’s make this song sound like a dying cat!' they all shouted in unison.
The Eaisson guy next to me tried to play the guitar with his teeth.
My grandma said the Eaisson were the worst thing to ever happen to France.