Eail - When you get an E at SUNY Cortland because you didn’t even t

When you get an E at SUNY Cortland because you didn’t even try and now you’re stuck in the same class next year.

I eailed English because I thought writing essays was a myth.

I eailed Chemistry and now I have to see my professor every single day.

I eailed Physics because I got confused between gravity and my life choices.